DALLAS, TX – Following the opening of In-N-Out Burger’s first Dallas restaurant on Thursday, Chicken Express announced that it had opened a restaurant in the In-N-Out waiting line.

Several local residents planning to visit the In-N-Out on opening day were excited about the news.
“I went to the last opening, and I got really hungry waiting. I should have known to bring something to eat while I waited for my fast food,” said Chris Helms of Frisco.
Restaurant manager Karen Porter explained the concept behind the new Chicken Express location.
“Basically, the customers wait in line a while and pick up something to eat from us, and then a few hours later they wash that down with their damn precious In-N-Out burgers.”
Chicken Express is also looking into the In-N-Out model to create some of their own buzz. One rumored change is the addition of a secret menu, allowing patrons to order “secret” items, such as:
- Shitload of Chicken Tenders
- Super-Sized Shitload of Chicken Tenders
- Super-Sized Shitload of Chicken Tenders with Super-Sized “Bladder ‘Splodder” Sweet Tea
Other businesses are also sizing up the opportunities for customers waiting at In-N-Out. Apple, for one, is considering launching the next iPhone at In-N-Out by packaging them with burger combo meals.